Talking To My Toes

Funny but engaging.
A 10 minutes conversation with my old buddy sent my laughing nerves to its breaking states.
I’m trying to recollect every vivid memory that we both shared.
She always has something to share, something to think about, something to mock, something to tease on.

♣ But, this news that she just said to me, it’s two thumbs up! ♣

An old friend of mine, she was (notice that I’m using a past tense form) a naïve+miss goody two shoes, and rumor has it that she’s preparing for her engagement. Well, congratulation my beloved dear… I should say…

“Phewww… finally…”
That’s not it, what shocked me to death was, she is planning to (read the details below with a stable state of mine) have...super…expensive…elegant… ROLEX…watch…as her ‘hantaran’!!!! I repeat… ROLEX.

The moment I heard this, I was like………………………………………………………………♣
Dead end—
Stupor—

ROLEX? Like the ROLEX as in ROLEX???

30second of numbness.

Is she out of her mind?
Like…yeahhh…we are the government slave are paid RM8ks a month~

My quick response was~ she’s trying to outdo somebody.

Guys, I may look typical but I’m not dumb.
A range price of ROLEX starts from as lower as RM24ks.

Like she has nothing to do with her money.
Like she was born rich, fed in a silver spoon.
Like she is super everything.
Like she was… CRAZY???

She’s trying to prove something… (if she’s not lying)
At last I got it…

She’s trying to send a message...(to someone...)

And as for me… I’m not rich… I’m wearing GUESS…

p/s: LALALALALA...